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Living Well In Yalobusha County

Magic Elixir Promises Health Benefits

By Pamela Redwine

What would you do if I told you that I had a magic elixir?  This miraculous magic elixir is essential to your continued good health!  Not only does it taste great, but this magic tonic is guaranteed to protect your health in seven important ways.

1.      Aids Digestion!  Helps to unlock the nutrients in your food.

2.      Prevents Constipation!  At last, regularity is within your grasp.

3.      Aids Circulation!  Builds up the volume of your blood.

4.      Helps Protect against Colds, Coughs, Flu, and Sore Throats!  You will stay healthier than ever before.

5.      Prevents Urinary Tract Infections!  You will be “in the clear” and avoid troublesome irritations.

6.      Protects You from the Heat of the Sun!  Helps cool your body to guard against heat stroke.

7.      Helps Weight Loss!  Controls your appetite with no adverse side effects.

Yes, this miracle tonic is available today.  It is one hundred percent natural and totally calorie-free.  There are no artificial flavorings or preservatives whatsoever.  Best of all, it can be delivered fresh to your home for less than a penny a day!  Are you interested?

Drink one glass more today than you did yesterday, and two more than that tomorrow…until you are hooked on eight or more glasses a day.  Order yours today by contacting your kitchen faucet, your Perrier dealer, or a mountain spring.

Yes, you guessed it right….the magic elixir is WATER!

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