Dear Editor,
We have lost the Official Trump Store at Main and Blackmur, our Political District. Funny, I thought this would be the best of times. How could they be replaced?
We can always use more eateries. So consider these:
Replace with “Tater Tots” salty, puffy but bad for Mississippi Health.
Replace with “Hyde-Smith’s Can’t Stay At Home, Home Cookin’ ” a little better.
And if we can beg for the Trump cutouts or go eminent domain, then ..
Replace with “Melania’s Meatless Manwich”
But, retail is the backbone of any Main Street. So maybe we could …
Replace with “Fitch’s Bitches,” our AG, an admitted feminist, will only sell female pets.
Replace with “Wicker’s Rocking Chairs.”
Replace with The Democratic Party’s “Participation Trophy Shop.”
Nothing says we can have more than one.
Art Boone
Yalobusha County, MS
