Tate ‘Is Better Than Your Average Republican’
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Dear Editor,
I had to compliment some politicians recently. I hate to do that. Our local Democrats squeezed out some praise through utter competence and now I guess I want to give equal time.
So, our Governor Tate Reeves, Better Than Your Average Republican.
Nobody’s perfect.
He will be needing a job soon, in a job market that was until recently dominated by beauty contestants who came in dead last for Miss Congeniality. He is only left with his charisma and his record.
Mississippi children’s health care is pretty much the worst in our country but at least Tate didn’t have sex with any of them.
He stops older girls from having health care but at least he didn’t have sex with them
Mississippi has the highest infant mortality rate in the USA but Tate never laid a hand on them.
Tate never assaulted a child, never diverted money for feeding a child to football stars’ and second tier pro-wrestlers’ needs. He may have wanted a special road built from his house to Bojangles (my choice too) but he never trafficked child sex slaves on it.
Tate, while job hunting out of state, celebrates the shooting of nurses, but he has never grabbed one by their private parts.
Not that he doesn’t support those that do.
He is too young if not pretty enough to stop working now. He can choose the more traditional move to lobbyist or more time on the government tit.
Tate, who serviced Mississippi for nearly 25 years, deserves our support for those endeavors.
Tater coulda done worse.
Art Boone
Yalobusha County
